Tuesday, May 24, 2011

that's not my name

Whenever I hit the town for some late night shenanigans, lookin fly and having a few drinks, I tend to get approached by members of the opposite sex. I have gone through numerous fake names to give these persistent males, though I thought none to be suitable enough to use again. That is until now! Ladies and gentlemen I give you my new line when men come up to hit on me in bars:

"Hi, my name is Carmen. Where in the world am I?"

It's really good when I add my fake dumb blonde voice with it! Yes it's fake. Sheesh.

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