Holy Ale!

This evening I enjoyed a lovely beer. What kind of beer you may ask, well I'll tell you! You see this beverage was not picked due to knowledge of its deliciousness, heavens no! As a matter of fact I hadn't the foggiest idea if it would taste pleasant or not. The story of my quest to find this holy ale began months ago in a little bar in Bloomington, IN named Yogis. It was here I first gazed upon its magnificence and came to the conclusion that it's beery goodness would someday grace my lips with its presence. Alas, this bar did not carry my ale thus my journey had to continue elsewhere. Searching high and low through market after liquor store after market, I had lost all hope. For no store sold the holy ale that I so desperately longed for. My quest seemed to reach a halting point.
Then, out of nowhere! Like a fly ball in left field that comes as you're just biting into that funnel cake, I was hit with a surprise! A friend sent word of the holy ale being sighted across town in a market. It was on! Though I was working at the time, I quickly plotted the fastest route. As soon as I finished taking care of those kids, I raced to the store and instantly found it! Oh the joy! Monty Python's Holy Ail (Ale), sought after for it's epic name. My life is now fulfilled. It's also quite delicious might I add, but that's not as important.

*Remember, it's tempered over burning witches for that extra yummy flavor!